stfu = shhh, they’ll find us
(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via barack-obottm)
"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."
- "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)
(Source: claireluisa, via barack-obottm)
"No, fuck you. I was worth it."
- and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)
me as a parent
kid: can you sing me a lullaby?
me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
(Source: gloriamottvevo, via barack-obottm)